Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
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dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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