PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
