you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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