We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
do herpes really smell.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
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This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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