I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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