Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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