Dual....:-)
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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