YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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