You smell like a Billy Joel song
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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