Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
don't judge my taste in strippers
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
