I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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