She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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