it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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