this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
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