He asked to "fluff my boner.."
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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