How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
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alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
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The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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