the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
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Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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