he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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