my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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