I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Sext me about skeletons
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Dick very happy bro
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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