yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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