He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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