I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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