I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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