I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Randomize
