is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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