Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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