i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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