Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
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He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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