Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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