I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
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Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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