Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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