actually, I'm a sock model
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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