Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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