it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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