watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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