some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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