if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Randomize
