Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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