I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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