I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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