dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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