6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
