I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
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Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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