you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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