This girl is more easily done than said...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.