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  I love my bros weed

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  Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though

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• (646): View more from New York

  Please don't use social media to get back at me.

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• (516): View more from New York

  You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Can I get my morals surgically removed?

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.

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