Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Randomize
