Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.