Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck