So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
His nipple licking is glorious
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