i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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