I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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