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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.

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  i dont think thats weird i think thats fun

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  i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird

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• (801): View more from Utah

  You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.

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  There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.

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  alright see you in the morning.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it

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• (631): View more from New York

  is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?

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• (713): View more from Texas

  The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face

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