Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
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We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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