You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
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People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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