Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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